A fun fact: most people named Joey tend to smoke cigars, rat out the mob and generally wind up dead in the trunks of Lincoln Continentals. You can look it up. Meanwhile porn's Joey Valentine, a former cartouche collector from Kalamazoo, favors plaid, smoking cigarettes and sucking guys in groups of ten. So, you can see, the similarities are pretty astounding. Joey, who's been in the business about 8 months, claims to be 23, and she might be fudging a little there for all we know. Like as if we care. If Joey's nuts enough to take on ten cocks at a time, more power to her, we say. She's pretty, and being a pig and a slut [albeit a sophisticated one] are definite plusses.